58 Reason Why Men Sucks!

1. They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone.
2. All men are such hypocrites. If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop
falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest.
3. Just because it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too.
4. They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time.
5. The word love isn’t in their vocabulary, only lust, sex, one night stands
6. "Nothing" is good to wear.
7. Their ego.
8. They get jealous easily.
9. "Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together.
10. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before.
11. "I love you" means "I want sex".
12. They bullshit constantly.
13. The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you.
14. When they’re with their girlfriend they look at other girls.
15. Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes.
16. They always call girls bitches.
17. Always want a threesome with you and your friends.
18. They want their BJ but they won't lick us back... : gag gag:: (got it??)
19. The good ones are gay. (This is so definitely TRUE)!
20. Toilet seat. Terrible aim. Got the picture?
21. They never grow up. Reality tells me this daily.
22. They don't know how to say sorry.
23. "Um... hi, my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest."
24. They just can't be satisfied with one female.
25. They don't take no for an answer.
26. They think that they’re just the best.
27. Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth.
28. Many have no fashion sense.
29. You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head.
30. Take advantage when you’re most vulernable.
31. Think they could get anyone they wanted.
32. Have a problem with homosexuals. They’re all homophobic. Gay's are people too.
33. Once they find out that you're crushing on them, they act like complete assholes.
Wait. What am i saying? They're always complete assholes!!
34. Talk about their masturbation skills in public.
35. Tell every friend how far they've gotten with you.
36. RAPE
37. MOLESTATION..... And they get away with it.
38. If you get pregnant, it's not their fault.
39. Treat females like shit.
40. If they just break up with a girl, 5 minutes later they're already jumping on another one.
41. They say they'll call, but never do.
42. Don't talk on the phone, and if they do, they only want phone sex.
43. Would hump anything with two legs. <=== Need i say more?
44. Want you to pleasure them but won't repay the favour.
45. They'll give you their ex girlfriend's jewellery and say they bought it for you.
46. Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound (BB is just like that)!
47. Guys only care about a girl if they're getting some.
48. When they make you cry they think its funny.
49. Ladies, ever heard this one "I'm in love with my car, not her."
50. They feel "trapped", "suffocated" as what they always claimed!
51. They bring us down!!! Damn the man!
52. Because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything.
53. Menopause, menstruation etc.
54. They're not supportive, not attentive, not caring, not observant.
55. They think their all good, but can't really satisfy
56. Guys take pride in their shit, literally.
57. They act all lovey dovey when they want something.
58. Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway!